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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: TexasDave on March 08, 2018, 03:11:48 AM

Title: The difference between airplanes and women
Post by: TexasDave on March 08, 2018, 03:11:48 AM


– Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
– Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
– Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".
– Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
– Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
– Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
– Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
– Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
– Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
– Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
– Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
– Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
– Airplanes expect to be tied down.
– Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
– Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.


Title: Re: The difference between airplanes and women
Post by: ribbert on March 08, 2018, 06:27:04 AM
That's very funny Dave. My son is a pilot, that must be one of the few he's never forwarded to me, love it.

Noel
Title: Re: The difference between airplanes and women
Post by: aviationfred on March 09, 2018, 05:53:23 AM
Having been in the aviation industry basically since I can remember. There is a lot of truth there..... :rofl2:



Fred
Title: Re: The difference between airplanes and women
Post by: Troyskie on March 14, 2018, 12:43:56 AM
GOLD  :good:
Title: Re: The difference between airplanes and women
Post by: airheadPete on March 14, 2018, 01:47:16 AM
Like, lots. :good2: