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Title: Almost hit a deer
Post by: aviationfred on February 25, 2019, 07:50:43 AM
While riding my Yamaha, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Yamaha, I guess."


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: balky1 on February 25, 2019, 12:27:38 PM
I just hope your bike is okay, you just fixed it.  :lol: :biggrin:


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: ryanschoebel on February 25, 2019, 02:10:16 PM
JFC  :rofl: :good:


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: FJ Flyer on February 26, 2019, 05:37:55 AM
 :rofl2:


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: Tuned forks on February 26, 2019, 05:06:23 PM
Oh Fred, you are so bad! :diablo:

Joe


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: Old Rider on February 27, 2019, 04:42:55 AM
 :mocking: :rofl:


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: Paul.1478 on February 27, 2019, 07:23:31 AM
Love it.

Told it to my wife on the way home from work yesterday. I got the look and, "so now I know what to expect."


Title: Re: Almost hit a deer
Post by: Mike 86 in San Dimas on March 03, 2019, 05:17:13 PM
In high high school with Tina on the back of my 250 Enduro. We rode through a field of tall grass. A ditch suddenly appeared. Tina, bike and I slid in different directions on the wet surface. I immediately popped up an ran to the bike. It was ok.