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Redneck Definitions of Medical terms

Started by aviationfred, November 28, 2016, 09:20:41 AM

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aviationfred

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do
Not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Medical Term          Redneck Definition

Artery                  The study of paintings
Bacteria                  Back door to cafeteria
Barium                  What doctors do when patients die
Benign                  What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section     A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan                  Searching for Kitty
Cauterize                  Made eye contact with her
Colic                          A sheep dog
Coma                  A punctuation mark
Dilate                  To live long
Enema                  Not a friend
Fester                  Quicker than someone else
Fibula                  A small lie
Impotent                  Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain                  Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff          A Doctor's cane
Morbid                  A higher offer
Nitrates                  Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
                               Normally more money than Days
Node                          I knew it
Outpatient                  A person who has fainted
Pelvis                  Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative          A letter carrier
Recovery Room          Place to do upholstery
Rectum                  Nearly killed him
Secretion                  Hiding something
Seizure                  Roman Emperor
Tablet                  A small table
Terminal Illness        Getting sick at the airport
Tumor                 One plus one more
Urine                     Opposite of you're out


A PSA for anyone that may need medical attention while visiting south of the Mason Dixon line and east of the Mississippi, and throw in Texas.


Fred


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QuoteMedical Term          Redneck Definition

Artery                  The study of paintings
Bacteria                  Back door to cafeteria
Barium                  What doctors do when patients die
Benign                  What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section     A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan                  Searching for Kitty
Cauterize                  Made eye contact with her
Colic                          A sheep dog
Coma                  A punctuation mark
Dilate                  To live long
Enema                  Not a friend
Fester                  Quicker than someone else
Fibula                  A small lie
Impotent                  Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain                  Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff          A Doctor's cane
Morbid                  A higher offer
Nitrates                  Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
                               Normally more money than Days
Node                          I knew it
Outpatient                  A person who has fainted
Pelvis                  Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative          A letter carrier
Recovery Room          Place to do upholstery
Rectum                  Nearly killed him
Secretion                  Hiding something
Seizure                  Roman Emperor
Tablet                  A small table
Terminal Illness        Getting sick at the airport
Tumor                 One plus one more
Urine                     Opposite of you're out

Those in bold are ebonics, not redneck... just sayin.   :hi:
Rick

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