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Shamelessly stolen from the Aussies.

Started by TexasDave, January 20, 2018, 01:13:22 AM

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TexasDave

January 20, 2018, 01:13:22 AM
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says no. "I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know I like construction workers....those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus the head and arse are interchangeable!
A pistol is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one you will never need one again.

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January 20, 2018, 07:02:10 AM
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