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What to do in retirement?

Started by Pat Conlon, July 23, 2018, 01:01:49 PM

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Pat Conlon

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy
during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green,
even though there was no on-coming traffic.

   An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with
a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11"
slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

   Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America " and took off before
the light changed... Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

   For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"



So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!
1) Free Owners Manual download: https://tinyurl.com/fmsz7hk9
2) Don't store your FJ with E10 fuel https://tinyurl.com/3cjrfct5
3) Replace your old stock rubber brake lines.
4) Important items for the '84-87 FJ's:
Safety wire: https://tinyurl.com/99zp8ufh
Fuel line: https://tinyurl.com/bdff9bf3

fj1289


Country Joe

1993 FJ 1200

Old Rider


ZOA NOM

Rick

Current:
2010 Honda VFR1200 DCT (Full Auto!)
1993 FJ/GSXR 1200 (-ABS)
1987 Porsche 911 Carrera (Race)
1988 Porsche Carrera (Street)
Previous:
1993 FJ1200 (FIREBALL)
1993 FJ1200ABS (RIP my collar bone)
1986 FZ750
1984 FJ600
1982 Seca

TexasDave

Quote from: ZOA NOM on July 24, 2018, 01:01:16 PM
Xenophobe!
What's with the name calling? A phobia is a fear of something. I can't speak for Pat but I'm not afraid of them--I just don't like them.

I see our Canadian brothers just had some trouble with one shouting "Allah Akbar" and shooting several people and killing two. The Canadian press is so afraid of them they at first didn't publish his Arabic name or what he was shouting while he was shooting.

Dave
A pistol is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one you will never need one again.

Pat Conlon

Dave, don't take the bait.....In fact, it think it was Rick driving the truck....yelling "MAGA"... :lol:
1) Free Owners Manual download: https://tinyurl.com/fmsz7hk9
2) Don't store your FJ with E10 fuel https://tinyurl.com/3cjrfct5
3) Replace your old stock rubber brake lines.
4) Important items for the '84-87 FJ's:
Safety wire: https://tinyurl.com/99zp8ufh
Fuel line: https://tinyurl.com/bdff9bf3

ZOA NOM

Rick

Current:
2010 Honda VFR1200 DCT (Full Auto!)
1993 FJ/GSXR 1200 (-ABS)
1987 Porsche 911 Carrera (Race)
1988 Porsche Carrera (Street)
Previous:
1993 FJ1200 (FIREBALL)
1993 FJ1200ABS (RIP my collar bone)
1986 FZ750
1984 FJ600
1982 Seca

fj johnnie

 Yelling Allah Akbar? More fake news. They sure are working hard to make everyone paranoid and afraid!!!

Bill_Rockoff

Reg Pridmore yelled at me once