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Almost hit a deer

Started by aviationfred, February 25, 2019, 07:50:43 AM

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aviationfred

While riding my Yamaha, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Yamaha, I guess."
I'm not the fastest FJ rider, I am 'half-fast', the fastest slow guy....

Current
2008 VFR800 RC46 Vtec
1996 VFR750 RC36/2
1990 FJ1300 (1297cc) Casper
1990 VFR750 RC36/1 Minnie
1989 FJ1200 Lazarus, the Streetfighter Project
1985 VF500F RC31 Interceptor

balky1

I just hope your bike is okay, you just fixed it.  :lol: :biggrin:


FJ 1100, 1985, sold
FJR 1300, 2009

ryanschoebel

1985 FJ1100-- Atlas (SOLD)
1984 FJ1100-- Storm

FJ Flyer

Chris P.
'16 FJR1300ES
'87 FJ1200
'76 DT250

Wear your gear.


Tuned forks

Oh Fred, you are so bad! :diablo:

Joe
1990 FJ1200-the reacher
1990 FZR 1000-crotch rocket

Old Rider


Paul.1478

Love it.

Told it to my wife on the way home from work yesterday. I got the look and, "so now I know what to expect."
2006 GL1800
2009 KLR650
1976 RD400
1993 FJ 1200 ABS

Mike 86 in San Dimas

In high high school with Tina on the back of my 250 Enduro. We rode through a field of tall grass. A ditch suddenly appeared. Tina, bike and I slid in different directions on the wet surface. I immediately popped up an ran to the bike. It was ok.