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How's you day going ?

Started by Arnie, January 17, 2013, 06:56:08 PM

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Arnie


There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.  When I went to the
parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. 
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and
drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"


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